Yep porn. For those of you looking for knitting content today, sorry. Still one big blue cable.
Pretty boring to photograph. Wait though, almost there.
But...
I'm at Maya's elementary school this week at pickup. Nancy, another Mom I know, comes up to me with a weird look. She knits. She says she was looking for my blog and "found out".
"found out what?"
"you know"
"no...."
(I'm racking my brain here - what have I posted lately? swearing? cocktails?)
"about the playboy thing"
"huh?"
"Thea Colman, Playboy pictures"
"not me, really"
"I won't say anything"
"no really - did you spell it Colman, or Coleman?"
"Colman. Really, it's OK"
This goes on for a while. I'm confused, she's trying to tell me she's OK with it. I've caught on by now. Seems you can google Thea Colman and find porn.
No really, I said, "Did you click through? Cause you'd see it's not me"
She says no.
Who doesn't click through?
"found out what?"
"you know"
"no...."
(I'm racking my brain here - what have I posted lately? swearing? cocktails?)
"about the playboy thing"
"huh?"
"Thea Colman, Playboy pictures"
"not me, really"
"I won't say anything"
"no really - did you spell it Colman, or Coleman?"
"Colman. Really, it's OK"
This goes on for a while. I'm confused, she's trying to tell me she's OK with it. I've caught on by now. Seems you can google Thea Colman and find porn.
No really, I said, "Did you click through? Cause you'd see it's not me"
She says no.
Who doesn't click through?
Honestly folks, I'm just not the material Hef's looking for. I could kidnap his favorite girlfriend, picket his house, and set up a tent in the Grotto. He's still not about to publish any photo of me without a good deal of clothing on - preferably even knitted.
But... I do come home and google myself right away.
Turns out I have a Brazilian.
I am sooooo amused.
(PS - for anyone who does click through, NOT ME. )
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